Beebie J. Boo
LSI Dig This!
July 7, 2008

The Creation of the Ethnicities
Once upon a time, in a little village called Gnartical, lived a strange but very wise man named Jack. Jack grew up very lonely as well as very poor. He was a craftsman and was a highly talented ceramicist. Jack longed so much to befriend someone like him. Although he did not comprehend what he truly was he knew that there would be some way to actually recreate somebody like him. Jack was wiser that any other human being that lived. Unfortunately, he had no one to share his unique creates with, other than his pet rat, Squirt. Obviously, his rat did not comprehend or even notice the exquisite details and designs of his artwork.

On the twelfth of July, Jack finally was through with talking to a rat. He seemed as if he was going mad. He decided that he wanted to create life-like people with clay because he decided that that was much better than talking to a rat. People too would be shocked at his companion. "A Rat?!" they would say, "isn't that the slightest bit INSANE?!" It wasn't just one person who had this reaction. There were approximately five people (back then, five people would make up a community).

Jack then cut a huge slab of clay into four equal pieces. With these pieces, he created four circular shapes. The first shape was oval and perfectly proportional. He added details such as big, beautiful, and circular eyes as well as a nose that is perfectly symmetrical. The fair skin tone matched perfectly with its blue eyes. The next two shapes were fairly similar expect the skin tones and bone structures are somewhat different. The second one had a deep skin color and lips that were so defined. The third seemed to have a tan skin tone with eyes that made Jack ponder. Then at the very end, Jack became really tired. Instead of being precise and accurate in making the face, he just scribbled lines on the face as well as a blob as a nose.

The next day, an enchanter named Joe took those statues and turned them into real human beings. From there on, each ethnicity spread and their population grew greater and greater. They each built their own diverse community and set-up a steady and strong community.